What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:54

-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Octopussy
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.